Women should be obscene and not heard John Lennon
The only unnatural act is that which you cannot perform' Alfred Kinsey
Fat people are brilliant in bed: if Im sitting on top of you, whos going to argue?' Jo Brand
What most women want is not a man who ties you to the bed but one who unstacks the dishes while you watchThe Great British Bake Off Harriet Harman
Throughout the centuries, talk of sex has proved irresistible, producing wide-ranging responses, contradictory remarks, denouncements and appraisals; something seen as harmless by one is often condemned as damnable by another.
Whatever your sexual preferences,Talking Dirtyis a hugely entertaining treasury of wit on this endlessly entertaining and controversial topic.
Carole McKenzie is a former teacher who later moved into management training. Having coached hundreds in the art of public speaking, she has since written several books on the subject, as well as three other anthologies of quotations. She lives in Kinross, Scotland.
A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek collection of fun, jokes, judgements and observations on the subject of sex>